1 00:00:21,706 --> 00:00:25,791 The Last Straight Man 2 00:00:31,574 --> 00:00:38,088 translation and synchronization marcelower@hotmail.com 3 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:02,610 Where is the groom? 4 00:02:11,053 --> 00:02:13,553 What's your name, honey? -Cooper 5 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:36,510 Does anyone have a coin? 6 00:02:40,046 --> 00:02:41,546 Yes I have coins here 7 00:02:49,387 --> 00:02:50,267 it rains... 8 00:03:45,030 --> 00:03:47,500 Explain to me why the employee doesn't do this 9 00:03:47,939 --> 00:03:51,939 Because he's not coming until tomorrow and I'm not going to sleep in this mess. This is like a garbage dump. 10 00:03:56,710 --> 00:03:57,790 Shit, it's hotter here than... 11 00:04:01,694 --> 00:04:02,694 Help me 12 00:04:02,775 --> 00:04:07,675 These options: spicy sweater, pepper bath... you choose 13 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:11,950 If any of those are okay, thanks 14 00:04:15,090 --> 00:04:19,400 Are you staying here tonight? I thought you would stay at Casidy and Hoop's house 15 00:04:19,803 --> 00:04:27,193 Let's see... A minimal sofa with the family snoring nearby... or a cool King size bed 16 00:04:28,437 --> 00:04:29,807 It's not a difficult decision 17 00:04:29,786 --> 00:04:32,006 Also the room is paid 18 00:04:32,025 --> 00:04:37,085 and after planning this unprecedented exhibition of tits, 19 00:04:36,959 --> 00:04:38,479 I think I deserve it 20 00:04:39,131 --> 00:04:41,621 Of course yes. And thank you, I had a great time 21 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:47,280 so... tomorrow? 22 00:04:49,793 --> 00:04:53,283 Lewis, I'm really sorry about the godfather. 23 00:04:53,984 --> 00:05:00,514 It's okay, after all we've just been friends since high school. and this boy since when... a week? 24 00:05:00,981 --> 00:05:05,291 ok, ok sorry, sorry, Belinda asked her brother to be the godfather 25 00:05:05,310 --> 00:05:07,831 what is your name? Twykie, Twichie? -Ted 26 00:05:08,837 --> 00:05:13,400 I know I was very excited about the bathroom guards Would you have realized that they were painted? 27 00:05:13,558 --> 00:05:15,758 I still think he escaped 28 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:19,707 I already know - and hey, the stripper is studying to be a therapist 29 00:05:19,837 --> 00:05:23,837 we could have made an intervention while took the coin out of your nose with its shell 30 00:05:24,827 --> 00:05:28,077 Listen to me, he is trying to integrate into the family 31 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:30,107 using your wedding? -yes 32 00:05:30,570 --> 00:05:32,920 Did you at least say you wanted me to be the best man? 33 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:34,960 well... -that's what I thought 34 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,980 less than 24 hours up to and subtracting until complete vaginal submission 35 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:42,260 I promise I will make it up to you 36 00:05:42,930 --> 00:05:45,730 how? -just say it 37 00:05:48,804 --> 00:05:51,400 you better get up, from me 38 00:05:51,574 --> 00:05:55,134 I don't know... you're very comfortable 39 00:05:56,174 --> 00:05:59,784 If you don't get up I'm going to fart 40 00:06:00,174 --> 00:06:03,514 and it won't be silent and it's not going to be pretty 41 00:06:05,214 --> 00:06:09,214 Do it, calm me down. It's my last night as a free man 42 00:06:19,941 --> 00:06:22,611 It's gotten late. Can I stay here too? 43 00:06:23,441 --> 00:06:27,441 Don't you want to be with Belinda? - not before the wedding. Bad luck, remember? 44 00:06:28,231 --> 00:06:31,101 and what about your tuxedo? -Ted has it, he can look for me in the morning 45 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:33,741 yeah, so he's not snoring on the church carpet 46 00:06:37,041 --> 00:06:39,591 Why didn't you let the stripper dance for you? 47 00:06:42,141 --> 00:06:45,911 more beer? -! ! I started drinking beer two hours ago! 48 00:06:46,352 --> 00:06:48,432 tequila shots! - hell no 49 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:52,342 you can't drink beer like a sissy while I sink in tequila 50 00:06:52,442 --> 00:06:55,372 And exactly how does a sissy drink beer? 51 00:06:59,442 --> 00:07:03,082 and you want tequila... - Serve, fool. 52 00:07:14,042 --> 00:07:19,242 and... you? 53 00:07:26,582 --> 00:07:28,092 Toast me! 54 00:07:28,639 --> 00:07:34,739 - bossy little shit -Toast or I'll tell your mother that the stripper stuck her finger in your ass in front of everyone 55 00:07:35,046 --> 00:07:36,526 the finger, where? 56 00:07:38,927 --> 00:07:41,317 ok, ok. By Cooper... 57 00:07:42,537 --> 00:07:49,900 May your hair never fall out, your cock always rise and... 58 00:07:50,993 --> 00:07:53,613 your children never call you brother-in-law dad 59 00:07:56,005 --> 00:07:59,100 seriously Coop, be happy 60 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:04,638 and for you, Lewis, may you get everything you want 61 00:08:08,970 --> 00:08:09,550 another, another! 62 00:08:14,860 --> 00:08:21,740 Cooper, no. My body is 90 percent tequila, already. -It's my bachelor party, Lewis. 63 00:08:22,130 --> 00:08:27,770 It's okay, but slowly, okay? I need to stop 64 00:08:35,047 --> 00:08:38,789 Seriously, I'm sorry about the godfather thing. 65 00:08:43,428 --> 00:08:45,019 I ask three questions! 66 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:51,932 what is that? -we don't ask three questions. No topic is prohibited 67 00:08:51,935 --> 00:08:53,918 lie... -go to bed? 68 00:08:53,918 --> 00:08:56,935 L E N T I R, it is not allowed 69 00:08:58,522 --> 00:09:00,323 what, what are you doing? 70 00:09:00,152 --> 00:09:06,060 Well, obviously I'm at a sleepover, -You are certainly dressed like one of those... 71 00:09:06,642 --> 00:09:10,284 There is something I have wanted to ask you for a week. when you came to town 72 00:09:11,337 --> 00:09:12,824 what? 73 00:09:17,634 --> 00:09:22,968 Question one: What's the wildest thing you've ever done, sexually? 74 00:09:24,282 --> 00:09:25,785 where are we going? 75 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:29,855 I'm about to commit to a woman for the rest of my life. 76 00:09:29,913 --> 00:09:34,792 I need to hear something hot and sexy before to tie my dick and hang me 77 00:09:35,563 --> 00:09:37,085 you first 78 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:39,522 That's against the rules, but... 79 00:09:45,505 --> 00:09:48,057 So many things that you can't say just one? 80 00:09:50,343 --> 00:09:55,069 I got it! Do you remember in high school, that day in January when it snowed and we were stuck? 81 00:09:55,463 --> 00:09:59,595 Yes, and we sleep in the gym. -yes with the rest of the class 82 00:10:01,082 --> 00:10:08,409 and they all mixed together, girls and boys and everyone hanging around? -yes 83 00:10:09,034 --> 00:10:17,409 ok, i woke up in the middle of the night and Michelle Beringer was rubbing my dick over my jeans 84 00:10:17,470 --> 00:10:22,448 What? -look around, everyone sleeping, even the teachers 85 00:10:23,380 --> 00:10:30,896 so I grabbed her head and she went down: timber... -Shit! 86 00:10:30,927 --> 00:10:35,617 It was like an anaconda swallowing bigger... bigger anaconda 87 00:10:35,992 --> 00:10:42,079 -How bossy -I swear I sucked my dick right there, among 200 students 88 00:10:43,302 --> 00:10:48,712 Did you see her again? -I didn't discover that she was a second cousin or something like that. 89 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:52,347 but that was a second question, so answer mine 90 00:10:56,884 --> 00:11:02,307 ok, you remember Tommy and Linda -from school? 91 00:11:03,999 --> 00:11:08,887 one night... I can't believe I'm telling you this 92 00:11:09,087 --> 00:11:17,064 one night I was at his house for dinner They had been married for 9 months. 93 00:11:17,766 --> 00:11:22,302 Linda brought the tarot cards to read my luck. 94 00:11:23,195 --> 00:11:35,513 said a lot of shit, that he was going to be successful, stuff like that Then he said that I was going to experience a big change in my life. 95 00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:45,566 He asked me to read the palm of my hand, to have a clue He traces with his finger my line of life, my line of the heart... 96 00:11:46,842 --> 00:11:59,623 Whatever it was, then his hand slid past my wrist, up to my shoulder 97 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:03,533 And what did Tom do? -he looked, with a smile 98 00:12:03,865 --> 00:12:09,769 and then we all ended up on the floor. -What happened? 99 00:12:09,769 --> 00:12:14,808 Did you take it? - uh, yeah 100 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:18,701 him too? -we both did it 101 00:12:20,213 --> 00:12:22,985 we both did it 102 00:12:23,517 --> 00:12:26,114 what, at the same time? 103 00:12:27,794 --> 00:12:30,364 Details now! 104 00:12:31,549 --> 00:12:37,883 well... Tom and I lying on the floor stuck to each other 105 00:12:38,095 --> 00:12:45,506 then he put his legs over mine and held the dicks close 106 00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:50,300 and she... she sat on us 107 00:12:49,932 --> 00:12:54,901 - Where each one? -he in front and me in the back, so to speak 108 00:12:56,090 --> 00:12:59,458 fuck me! how was it? 109 00:12:59,762 --> 00:13:03,047 I don't know... get hot in the middle of a flashmob? 110 00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:07,606 are you fucking with me? -No! 111 00:13:07,762 --> 00:13:11,059 because if you lie our relationship ends - it's all true 112 00:13:11,867 --> 00:13:16,210 shit, that's a story 113 00:13:17,935 --> 00:13:20,569 shots! -Shots 114 00:13:24,705 --> 00:13:27,875 another story, something stranger, wilder 115 00:13:30,933 --> 00:13:34,914 you first -in the form of a question, please 116 00:13:35,237 --> 00:13:38,998 What else have you done that is sexually crazy? 117 00:13:43,539 --> 00:13:44,977 let's go! 118 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:52,860 The dog licked my balls once. Does that count? -No! Why did you let the dog lick your balls? 119 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:56,622 Well, I didn't leave him, he took me by surprise. 120 00:13:57,269 --> 00:14:02,854 What were you doing to make the dog... it doesn't matter. come on, something else 121 00:14:09,358 --> 00:14:11,953 I have nothing -lie 122 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,882 How do you get over a blowjob among 200 sleeping people? 123 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,198 anything else pales in comparison 124 00:14:19,541 --> 00:14:22,347 How about something with your girlfriend? 125 00:14:23,611 --> 00:14:26,180 Strict regular intercourse, ah 126 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:32,696 my turn Question two: What have you done, sexually, that would shock me? 127 00:14:38,098 --> 00:14:39,486 better not... 128 00:14:39,486 --> 00:14:41,955 what? It's not fair, why? 129 00:14:44,699 --> 00:14:49,446 I don't want you to think badly of me 130 00:14:49,602 --> 00:14:52,539 I think you're an idiot, now... so say it 131 00:14:58,969 --> 00:15:07,500 we're just telling stories here I promise there is nothing you say that will make me feel different. 132 00:15:10,353 --> 00:15:17,887 ok, Tom, about the story, I didn't tell you everything -ok 133 00:15:20,821 --> 00:15:28,985 well, Linda kissed me, Tom undressed then she kissed him 134 00:15:31,018 --> 00:15:33,143 then the... 135 00:15:34,754 --> 00:15:36,936 he kissed me 136 00:15:36,991 --> 00:15:40,958 Did Tom kiss you? -Yeah 137 00:15:42,235 --> 00:15:49,578 and then we started kissing and fell to the floor 138 00:15:49,705 --> 00:15:50,535 and then... 139 00:15:58,538 --> 00:16:00,457 I sucked his dick 140 00:16:08,106 --> 00:16:10,109 how was that? 141 00:16:11,727 --> 00:16:12,712 what? 142 00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:16,930 Question three: How was that? suck a dick 143 00:16:20,177 --> 00:16:28,404 It was... good, fun, easy... enconchado 144 00:16:33,733 --> 00:16:34,867 look... 145 00:16:39,521 --> 00:16:48,287 I'm bisexual, I've known it for a while I'm sorry I didn't tell you 146 00:16:50,746 --> 00:16:52,549 I didn't know how 147 00:16:53,953 --> 00:16:55,713 I have to pee 148 00:17:12,389 --> 00:17:14,510 fucking tequila 149 00:17:27,949 --> 00:17:29,805 put some porn 150 00:17:36,048 --> 00:17:37,068 I saw her... 151 00:17:40,816 --> 00:17:42,116 I saw her... 152 00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:46,828 I saw her 153 00:17:49,844 --> 00:17:51,623 Are you fucking with me with this? 154 00:17:56,234 --> 00:17:57,438 I saw her 155 00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:02,187 for something else 156 00:18:03,381 --> 00:18:04,907 This is all the straight porn I have 157 00:18:04,907 --> 00:18:07,707 lie -that's all! 158 00:18:07,839 --> 00:18:12,012 everything else is from my personal collection 159 00:18:12,239 --> 00:18:14,388 I don't care. put something else 160 00:18:36,154 --> 00:18:38,600 If it's too much for you just say it 161 00:18:38,569 --> 00:18:40,582 hit play grandma, come on 162 00:19:05,946 --> 00:19:08,245 I didn't know men could do that. 163 00:19:12,942 --> 00:19:14,723 I have to pee again 164 00:20:23,053 --> 00:20:25,093 so much peeing made me stop 165 00:20:32,729 --> 00:20:35,234 That guy's cock is huge! 166 00:20:40,749 --> 00:20:43,452 So how big are you? 167 00:20:48,828 --> 00:20:52,370 I don't know, I never measured it, did you? 168 00:20:53,621 --> 00:20:55,618 I never measured it either 169 00:20:58,626 --> 00:21:01,010 what a shame we don't have a tape measure 170 00:21:02,324 --> 00:21:03,847 Don't you have a tape measure? 171 00:21:05,447 --> 00:21:06,639 I'm sorry 172 00:21:07,916 --> 00:21:11,676 I always forget my sewing kit 173 00:21:15,849 --> 00:21:27,007 when you see a guy in the movie who is your size show it to me -ok 174 00:21:36,412 --> 00:21:39,682 the -There is no way! 175 00:21:40,002 --> 00:21:45,131 yes, quite similar -That's a whale tail! you don't have it that big 176 00:21:47,753 --> 00:21:49,539 maybe i should show you 177 00:22:07,407 --> 00:22:08,925 It seems that you are right 178 00:22:20,824 --> 00:22:23,113 never touch a guy's dick 179 00:22:24,124 --> 00:22:29,897 It's okay if you want to do it. do you want to do it? 180 00:22:31,862 --> 00:22:32,818 yes 181 00:23:00,866 --> 00:23:03,291 never sucked a dick before 182 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:07,398 you can do it if you want do you want? 183 00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:11,559 -yes 184 00:23:22,555 --> 00:23:26,067 without teeth... -What? 185 00:23:28,349 --> 00:23:31,364 you're not using your teeth -Do you want me to do it? 186 00:23:31,364 --> 00:23:36,487 no no. just... you're very good at this 187 00:23:38,170 --> 00:23:40,855 Are you sure you haven't done it before? 188 00:23:48,018 --> 00:23:49,924 take off your pants 189 00:23:50,602 --> 00:23:53,874 I drank a lot of alcohol, I don't think I'll be able to stop 190 00:23:54,173 --> 00:23:55,990 let me take care of that 191 00:24:36,595 --> 00:24:38,310 is it okay? 192 00:24:40,443 --> 00:24:41,718 yes, I was close 193 00:24:42,393 --> 00:24:45,526 So Lewis one, the zero whiskey boy 194 00:24:52,019 --> 00:24:54,363 What's wrong, let me kiss you 195 00:24:54,557 --> 00:24:56,775 I don't want to do that 196 00:24:58,137 --> 00:25:02,725 you just put my dick in your mouth... and you won't let me kiss you? 197 00:25:03,609 --> 00:25:07,103 it's just different 198 00:25:08,787 --> 00:25:10,170 how? 199 00:25:10,037 --> 00:25:16,575 kisses are more... intimate I want to reserve that 200 00:25:17,527 --> 00:25:19,139 ok 201 00:25:22,022 --> 00:25:27,409 I want to do it to you again -safe 202 00:25:43,595 --> 00:25:45,424 what time is it? 203 00:25:48,991 --> 00:25:50,570 6:25 204 00:25:52,779 --> 00:25:55,342 I should get up and take a shower 205 00:25:56,932 --> 00:26:00,855 yes, because it's like in five hours 206 00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:40,002 I knew that the affair was doomed from the beginning Jack had a beautiful wife 207 00:26:40,273 --> 00:26:44,194 two handsome children and a private plantation 208 00:26:44,668 --> 00:26:46,636 he would never give that up for me 209 00:26:47,011 --> 00:26:50,639 and I would truly be a fool if I did 210 00:26:55,139 --> 00:27:00,457 but he planted a seed in me a seed that burned deep inside me 211 00:27:01,279 --> 00:27:05,702 I had to have it, no matter what 212 00:27:19,078 --> 00:27:20,451 it's a joke 213 00:27:26,721 --> 00:27:28,427 that was fast 214 00:27:29,253 --> 00:27:30,755 -to get rid of drowsiness 215 00:27:35,084 --> 00:27:39,955 Ok, I know this is stupid, but I have to ask 216 00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:43,114 Did we do something unsafe? 217 00:27:43,341 --> 00:27:45,374 -we gave Ted the key to the minibar 218 00:27:45,499 --> 00:27:50,877 -I'm serious -Don't worry, you're fine. It was just an introduction to homosexuality level one 219 00:27:51,862 --> 00:27:54,521 and pass? -The oral exam? yes 220 00:27:54,514 --> 00:27:56,644 -ok, good 221 00:27:56,752 --> 00:27:59,066 just wait for the advanced classes to start 222 00:28:01,834 --> 00:28:04,263 Lewis, this can't happen again. 223 00:28:06,813 --> 00:28:09,372 Do you want to pray? -What? 224 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,948 Does this mean you don't want the 50 dollars? -No 225 00:28:12,849 --> 00:28:16,585 -I'm sorry, I'm not used to so much drama because of my tricks. 226 00:28:16,585 --> 00:28:18,490 -You are an idiot 227 00:28:18,501 --> 00:28:23,634 the word you are looking for is stupid, not stupid Now put on something nice and go get breakfast. 228 00:28:23,634 --> 00:28:28,600 Lewis, can we be serious for a minute? -ok 229 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:29,933 let's hear it. 230 00:28:29,933 --> 00:28:31,655 - listen to what? 231 00:28:33,122 --> 00:28:39,303 I'm not gay, I like women, I was just... two points choose one of the following: 232 00:28:39,350 --> 00:28:42,998 a: curious b: drunk c: hot 233 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,612 followed by... there was a mouth available in the room 234 00:28:46,612 --> 00:28:51,145 Lewis, I liked it. ok? 235 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:55,091 I wouldn't have done it any other way but today I'm getting married 236 00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:58,494 oh, I should have put it as an option 237 00:28:58,502 --> 00:29:02,911 Look, I'm not going to go crazy, I'm not going to run away 238 00:29:03,434 --> 00:29:07,657 and I'm not going to say that we can't be friends anymore you are my best friend 239 00:29:09,082 --> 00:29:12,508 and if something happens, this makes me feel closer to you 240 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,152 except for the kisses 241 00:29:14,527 --> 00:29:17,690 Well, I have to save something for my wife. 242 00:29:17,743 --> 00:29:21,282 ok, she can have your feet. I don't like feet 243 00:29:21,624 --> 00:29:25,547 the feet are suspicious, they never look into the eyes 244 00:29:25,813 --> 00:29:29,826 -Lewis, it was fun, and I'm glad it was with you. 245 00:29:29,892 --> 00:29:31,444 but once is enough 246 00:29:31,632 --> 00:29:33,580 -You can't stop at just one! 247 00:29:33,601 --> 00:29:35,886 Think of me like your personal packet of crisps 248 00:29:36,001 --> 00:29:38,672 Do they both drive my fingers crazy? 249 00:29:38,984 --> 00:29:40,684 good one, straight boy 250 00:29:45,891 --> 00:29:50,606 Hey, Ted. Yes, I'm Cooper. I need you to come pick me up at the hotel 251 00:29:51,725 --> 00:29:53,975 yes, I got drunk and fell asleep 252 00:29:54,615 --> 00:29:59,455 Okay, okay. It will be ready in a few minutes 253 00:30:09,371 --> 00:30:10,639 I have to go 254 00:30:14,745 --> 00:30:15,750 friends? 255 00:30:15,850 --> 00:30:16,946 of course 256 00:30:16,946 --> 00:30:19,659 with benefits? -Boludo 257 00:30:20,150 --> 00:30:21,474 ok, goodbye kiss! 258 00:30:22,385 --> 00:30:23,979 better a hug 259 00:30:24,318 --> 00:30:25,893 I accept 260 00:30:32,023 --> 00:30:35,524 I'll see you later. -Yes. 261 00:30:36,685 --> 00:30:39,275 you have tuna breath 262 00:30:42,386 --> 00:30:43,573 I love you Lewis 263 00:30:44,646 --> 00:30:46,364 I love you Coop 264 00:32:11,786 --> 00:32:15,201 after 265 00:32:15,202 --> 00:32:19,008 four years old 266 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,374 what are you doing? 267 00:32:36,374 --> 00:32:38,279 testing my camera skills 268 00:32:38,029 --> 00:32:40,336 Are we changing professions? 269 00:32:40,355 --> 00:32:45,235 No, I thought about making a sexy video with my wife, but I wanted to try it first, then delete it 270 00:32:45,235 --> 00:32:47,087 It is an expensive erotic toy 271 00:32:47,087 --> 00:32:48,978 I bought it for the baby 272 00:32:48,978 --> 00:32:52,835 -Does the baby need an erotic toy? -the birth. I will record the birth 273 00:32:52,835 --> 00:32:57,352 You're right, that would be a sexy video, Or is it just the third act of the story? 274 00:32:57,352 --> 00:32:58,707 idiot 275 00:32:59,390 --> 00:33:01,712 my wife read your latest book 276 00:33:01,862 --> 00:33:03,615 everyone says the same 277 00:33:04,256 --> 00:33:06,760 when will it be? -a couple of weeks ago 278 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,513 Congratulations 279 00:33:08,513 --> 00:33:11,883 thank you. Let's make a toast, Shots! 280 00:33:13,839 --> 00:33:15,326 you'll have to do it without me 281 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,659 what? we have to provide 282 00:33:19,340 --> 00:33:21,599 let's go -here we go 283 00:33:24,845 --> 00:33:30,336 -it's a lot for me -that's the point 284 00:33:31,947 --> 00:33:33,032 take 285 00:33:35,155 --> 00:33:37,326 for my son 286 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,167 Do you already know the sex? 287 00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:40,665 yes for a while 288 00:33:40,703 --> 00:33:44,779 You didn't tell me anything. Are you excited? - not yet, but I'm about 289 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:51,608 come out, I was referring to the baby, being a father, having a child 290 00:33:55,277 --> 00:33:59,234 very excited, I could shit a cow 291 00:34:05,783 --> 00:34:08,240 all parents get nervous 292 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,701 What if I sit on top of him? 293 00:34:14,782 --> 00:34:18,019 Why would you sit on it? -not intentionally. 294 00:34:21,026 --> 00:34:25,987 I want to be a good father, Lewis. The best. I have to be 295 00:34:27,825 --> 00:34:33,138 Cooper, you are a sweet loving man. You're going to be a good father 296 00:34:33,547 --> 00:34:34,932 do you believe that? 297 00:34:36,879 --> 00:34:38,589 of course 298 00:34:39,192 --> 00:34:44,501 I don't want to screw it up -Then don't tell him that his dad is a cocksucker. 299 00:34:50,526 --> 00:34:56,192 I don't know what's occupying that head of yours - Did you know that my dad abandoned us? 300 00:34:57,009 --> 00:35:00,256 Yes, when we came back from France 301 00:35:02,838 --> 00:35:04,871 never said goodbye 302 00:35:05,696 --> 00:35:11,524 He just left. I thought it was for me that I did something wrong. Even today 303 00:35:14,527 --> 00:35:18,377 It's like he put a bad thought in my head. I won't run away 304 00:35:20,627 --> 00:35:25,128 You'll be a wonderful father, Coop. the best 305 00:35:26,922 --> 00:35:30,228 Thanks Lewis, you always say smart things. 306 00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:31,500 yes, i know 307 00:35:33,124 --> 00:35:36,129 I have a very handsome younger brother 308 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:42,507 When we were kids people told him "you're so pretty." 309 00:35:42,838 --> 00:35:48,150 and then they looked at me and said "you must be the smart one" 310 00:35:48,155 --> 00:35:52,592 hey, we can't all be fairies someone has to be the athlete 311 00:35:53,628 --> 00:35:54,625 camera 312 00:36:02,470 --> 00:36:04,309 take off your shirt 313 00:36:04,882 --> 00:36:06,482 you are a pervert. Did you know that? 314 00:36:06,859 --> 00:36:08,231 you must like it! 315 00:36:08,231 --> 00:36:12,915 For four years you have never missed an anniversary. The pants! 316 00:36:14,067 --> 00:36:18,343 fourth anniversary! They are silk weddings, right? 317 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:21,792 I would answer that, but I think you would feel insulted. 318 00:36:22,881 --> 00:36:24,324 go to bed 319 00:36:29,867 --> 00:36:31,369 I want another drink, do you? 320 00:36:32,247 --> 00:36:33,667 I'm fine 321 00:36:34,811 --> 00:36:36,702 hold this 322 00:36:43,288 --> 00:36:45,547 Coop, what do you say to your wife? 323 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,304 what do you mean? 324 00:36:47,481 --> 00:36:51,547 well, every year for four years, we meet at the same hotel 325 00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:55,646 It's the day before your anniversary. What does she think? 326 00:36:56,599 --> 00:37:02,959 I tell him that a friend is sick in the hospital, that I have to go see him. So far, four of my best friends have died. 327 00:37:03,616 --> 00:37:06,427 It's strange, is she stupid? 328 00:37:06,812 --> 00:37:11,126 -No, she's just trusting. 329 00:37:12,985 --> 00:37:14,885 Are you sure you don't want another drink? 330 00:37:18,210 --> 00:37:20,295 Why do you drink so much before? 331 00:37:21,583 --> 00:37:24,803 before? -before... 332 00:37:25,073 --> 00:37:29,488 -well, it relaxes me - Why do you need to relax? 333 00:37:40,217 --> 00:37:42,052 face up 334 00:37:45,295 --> 00:37:46,894 play with you 335 00:37:47,774 --> 00:37:52,367 Do you have a preference with which hand? -no more talking. do it 336 00:37:52,409 --> 00:37:53,691 What are you going to do with this recording? 337 00:37:53,691 --> 00:37:56,506 let's go see it -And then what? 338 00:37:56,630 --> 00:37:58,388 So let's take 339 00:37:59,253 --> 00:38:03,812 I thought you didn't fuck -I'm going to catch you. You're not going to catch me 340 00:38:03,667 --> 00:38:06,809 oh, I can't give you anything here 341 00:38:08,212 --> 00:38:09,274 speak! 342 00:38:10,453 --> 00:38:11,901 what do you want me to say? 343 00:38:11,901 --> 00:38:13,521 sexy things 344 00:38:15,656 --> 00:38:19,434 Just don't make me claim big charges like last time -Let's go! 345 00:38:29,461 --> 00:38:32,482 Do you like what you see? -Yes 346 00:38:34,799 --> 00:38:37,476 Does it excite you? -shit, yeah 347 00:38:42,380 --> 00:38:45,292 Don't you want to focus down? -no 348 00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:48,466 a cock is a cock. your face is sexy 349 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:51,143 show me how hot you are 350 00:39:08,942 --> 00:39:12,297 are you close? -yes 351 00:39:12,681 --> 00:39:14,521 shit! Don't finish yet 352 00:39:16,870 --> 00:39:18,094 who is it? 353 00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:22,007 -my wife 354 00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,314 - Aren't you going to answer? 355 00:39:26,478 --> 00:39:27,664 -No 356 00:39:29,728 --> 00:39:31,938 Now where were we? 357 00:39:33,376 --> 00:39:35,769 no no. Enough. -Let's go! 358 00:39:36,989 --> 00:39:38,196 -I'm sorry 359 00:39:50,354 --> 00:39:54,372 -don't get angry -Who's angry? 360 00:39:55,804 --> 00:40:00,805 -Well, if I had to guess, I would say it's the guy sitting in the chair with a long face 361 00:40:02,087 --> 00:40:03,706 -you are wrong 362 00:40:05,349 --> 00:40:08,953 -I don't think so. come here 363 00:40:11,099 --> 00:40:12,702 come here! 364 00:40:24,071 --> 00:40:25,504 -I'm sorry 365 00:40:30,088 --> 00:40:33,881 -I like it when we're together, I really do. 366 00:40:35,677 --> 00:40:41,146 but you can't expect me to get excited when your wife calls asking where you are 367 00:40:41,146 --> 00:40:45,919 -She's not here, Lewis. you are and I am. Us 368 00:40:45,919 --> 00:40:52,335 one day a year. A pause in our lives. how to turn off the lights in the world 369 00:40:52,335 --> 00:40:58,811 for one day. We have a day to wallow, sweat, squeeze no matter what else 370 00:41:00,509 --> 00:41:02,426 -but... -It's crazy in the store, Lewis. 371 00:41:02,426 --> 00:41:06,900 control stock, personnel, deliveries 372 00:41:07,775 --> 00:41:11,351 everyone depending on me, measuring everything I do 373 00:41:12,217 --> 00:41:16,935 you write romantic novels, you create characters, you make up the words they say 374 00:41:17,512 --> 00:41:23,197 Don't you want to take one day a year and say "screw them"? "I want "lie down on a bed and fuck all day"? 375 00:41:24,946 --> 00:41:28,214 -I'm not in a relationship, I don't have to be the adult 376 00:41:28,391 --> 00:41:30,184 -Well, I don't want to be the adult, either. 377 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,922 soon will be all that will be 378 00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:44,965 your turn 379 00:41:47,065 --> 00:41:50,700 what do you want me to do -kneel 380 00:41:55,290 --> 00:41:57,891 well, I like you like that 381 00:41:57,900 --> 00:41:59,544 -What do you want me to do? 382 00:41:59,987 --> 00:42:01,847 -Call me sir 383 00:42:02,783 --> 00:42:05,570 -hey, you said you didn't want to be the adult 384 00:42:06,109 --> 00:42:11,039 Do it, call me sir or I'll start describing ugly people naked 385 00:42:13,112 --> 00:42:19,534 -shit, okay. What do you want me to do, sir? 386 00:42:30,299 --> 00:42:35,926 Can I touch myself, sir? -yes 387 00:42:46,863 --> 00:42:51,447 Hey, Coop. Shouldn't we be feeling? 388 00:43:23,647 --> 00:43:25,305 who is it? 389 00:43:25,305 --> 00:43:29,614 the maid Sorry if I interrupt you, I have the night shift 390 00:43:30,321 --> 00:43:38,024 -ok... the room is fine -I will do it as fast as I can, it will only take a few minutes 391 00:43:39,452 --> 00:43:43,452 It's okay, just do it as quickly as possible. -yes sir 392 00:44:44,268 --> 00:44:50,294 -Do you want me to make the bed, sir? -No! no, it's fine. Thank you 393 00:45:22,707 --> 00:45:23,968 - It's ready, sir. 394 00:45:26,563 --> 00:45:29,897 good, thanks -at your service 395 00:45:34,478 --> 00:45:35,901 Shall we record that? 396 00:45:42,846 --> 00:45:46,627 how hot it was! -I hope you liked it 397 00:45:47,172 --> 00:45:51,750 Sometimes I think you're some kind of scary sick person. - always kicking in my high heels 398 00:45:53,502 --> 00:45:55,155 -I wish you had done it 399 00:45:55,557 --> 00:45:57,788 -How hot are you? 400 00:45:58,417 --> 00:46:01,748 I have something for you -You sure have it, don't you? 401 00:46:01,803 --> 00:46:05,536 -I know it's not your birthday, but I brought you a gift 402 00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:07,381 -lucky mine 403 00:46:08,214 --> 00:46:11,068 Why don't you try it, see if it fits you? 404 00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:14,606 -I think I'll stay. Do you know my size 405 00:46:19,892 --> 00:46:24,089 no underpants! Someone became an adventurer! -shut up and suck it 406 00:46:24,649 --> 00:46:26,289 -yes, daddy 407 00:46:27,435 --> 00:46:29,719 -Lewis... don't say that 408 00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:33,861 -No, I'm sorry, my bad. 409 00:46:48,841 --> 00:46:51,309 -Shit! that gave birth to him 410 00:46:56,916 --> 00:46:59,944 - Is she your wife again? -it doesn't matter 411 00:47:03,427 --> 00:47:04,991 -Now where are you going? 412 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:09,340 -a "shrunken city" -Is it close to "villa empingada"? 413 00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,396 -No, not today. 414 00:47:20,652 --> 00:47:22,780 I want recognition for this 415 00:47:28,388 --> 00:47:30,331 what do you want me to do? 416 00:47:31,230 --> 00:47:34,396 You know that it is a situation that we will have to face from time to time 417 00:47:34,536 --> 00:47:37,290 I didn't get mad when your mom called last year. 418 00:47:38,731 --> 00:47:44,193 -I was having a heart attack! -No, I was just suffering from indigestion. 419 00:47:45,539 --> 00:47:49,159 -I was lying in the shower in the fetal position 420 00:47:49,188 --> 00:47:54,039 calling you and farting. Seriously, who drinks a smotie in the shower? 421 00:47:55,090 --> 00:48:02,005 -The point is that I thought I was dying -And you too, if your ass had teeth I would have cut off my dick 422 00:48:03,196 --> 00:48:04,654 -So, why didn't you go? 423 00:48:06,384 --> 00:48:07,703 -shots! 424 00:48:12,775 --> 00:48:15,111 I brought this just in case 425 00:48:15,916 --> 00:48:17,176 -oh, the good thing 426 00:48:20,008 --> 00:48:21,353 -forget those 427 00:48:26,325 --> 00:48:31,964 -You are quite a boyscout, before I had to force you to would you drink with me 428 00:48:32,091 --> 00:48:34,665 -I know you very well -yes 429 00:48:38,514 --> 00:48:42,497 -Have you tried the shot kiss? -No, what is that? 430 00:48:42,834 --> 00:48:47,381 -I serve it in my mouth, I pass it to yours and so we share 431 00:48:48,234 --> 00:48:49,650 -Disgusting! 432 00:48:49,846 --> 00:48:56,340 -oh, come on. Try it. Or your sense of adventure Does it end with not wearing underwear? 433 00:48:56,270 --> 00:49:00,107 -that's kissing -Only better! with liquor 434 00:49:00,855 --> 00:49:05,660 -Lewis, how many times do I have to say it. No kisses, even with alcohol 435 00:49:05,788 --> 00:49:12,169 -Listen to me, don't let me catch you, I think that's the least I deserve. it's a kiss 436 00:49:12,138 --> 00:49:19,802 a simple kiss. Not a big ask for three years of penetration 437 00:49:19,944 --> 00:49:22,552 -damn, okay -Really? 438 00:49:22,312 --> 00:49:26,945 -with alcohol -this is an anniversary gift 439 00:49:27,310 --> 00:49:29,610 of course it's not silk 440 00:49:29,703 --> 00:49:31,380 -shut up and serve 441 00:49:37,389 --> 00:49:39,273 come to the bar 442 00:49:49,045 --> 00:49:52,510 well make your move 443 00:50:30,502 --> 00:50:35,973 Yes, I know. -that was something strong 444 00:50:37,355 --> 00:50:39,066 -other? 445 00:50:41,174 --> 00:50:43,153 -no no. 446 00:50:50,738 --> 00:50:53,457 Can't you admit that you felt something recently? 447 00:50:53,601 --> 00:50:55,013 -How what? 448 00:50:55,925 --> 00:50:58,290 -I don't know. a spark 449 00:50:58,315 --> 00:51:01,143 -I don't like kissing, Lewis. I already told you 450 00:51:01,151 --> 00:51:02,638 yes, but... 451 00:51:05,125 --> 00:51:06,943 -I don't even kiss my wife. 452 00:51:32,718 --> 00:51:35,755 Do you remember what I said the first time you wanted to kiss me? 453 00:51:36,514 --> 00:51:42,515 -Yes, you said it was something very intimate, that you wanted to reserve it. 454 00:51:43,059 --> 00:51:46,451 -You never asked me who I was saving it for. 455 00:51:47,886 --> 00:51:53,943 -I had better questions that year, but I figured you were saving it for your wife. 456 00:51:54,287 --> 00:52:03,594 -I thought about it too, but even when we were dating, At the wedding, I knew it wasn't for her. 457 00:52:03,995 --> 00:52:05,405 -What wasn't it for her? 458 00:52:06,302 --> 00:52:11,680 -intimacy. The person with whom I can share my soul, with whom to be one 459 00:52:13,424 --> 00:52:17,911 Don't get me wrong, I love her. I really love her. She is going to be the mother of my son 460 00:52:19,685 --> 00:52:21,540 but...it's not my other half 461 00:52:21,608 --> 00:52:27,267 It doesn't complement me. - Complete you? like your mechanical better half in your ass? 462 00:52:27,935 --> 00:52:33,954 No, my wife has these romantic audiobooks listen to them when we go to sleep 463 00:52:34,126 --> 00:52:35,714 even one of yours once 464 00:52:36,804 --> 00:52:39,198 Have you ever picked up a romance book? 465 00:52:39,508 --> 00:52:41,912 -I picked up ABOUT a romance library. 466 00:52:43,550 --> 00:52:45,688 -a librarian got me up 467 00:52:46,586 --> 00:52:50,004 So, are you afraid of intimacy? 468 00:52:50,180 --> 00:52:53,740 -to find intimacy, especially now 469 00:52:55,072 --> 00:52:58,771 I'm married, Lewis, with a child on the way. 470 00:53:00,424 --> 00:53:04,599 What happens if I find the person with the What am I supposed to be? 471 00:53:05,694 --> 00:53:06,860 think about it 472 00:53:07,816 --> 00:53:09,925 -And do you think it could be me? 473 00:53:12,201 --> 00:53:15,131 -wait. Are you afraid it could be me? 474 00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:29,305 You made a very dramatic exit for being straight. 475 00:53:30,446 --> 00:53:33,905 I ask three questions -Shit, not now Lewis 476 00:53:35,226 --> 00:53:41,682 -the rules of the three questions. The game can be started at any time a year by any player 477 00:53:41,682 --> 00:53:44,337 no refusal and no time out 478 00:53:44,839 --> 00:53:45,937 -shit 479 00:53:46,034 --> 00:53:48,806 -your game, your rules. -Ok, come on. 480 00:53:49,007 --> 00:53:52,804 -we have been together in the biblical sense four times now 481 00:53:53,399 --> 00:53:55,429 question one: -do it 482 00:53:55,774 --> 00:53:58,196 -Do you consider yourself gay or bi? 483 00:54:00,121 --> 00:54:01,846 -none. I am straight 484 00:54:02,059 --> 00:54:05,178 -but you can take more of my cock in your throat than a porn star 485 00:54:05,184 --> 00:54:08,538 -hammer my ass like a bricklayer 486 00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:12,361 Question two: how can you consider yourself straight? 487 00:54:13,039 --> 00:54:15,849 -Question one: how can you consider yourself bi? 488 00:54:15,849 --> 00:54:17,229 -What are you talking about? 489 00:54:17,229 --> 00:54:23,909 -At my bachelor party you said you were bisexual, and since then every relationship What are you telling me is with a man 490 00:54:25,186 --> 00:54:30,526 -it is an evolution. From straight to curious, to bisexual and gay 491 00:54:30,526 --> 00:54:34,963 I call it the way of jumping out. I took it from something Ricky Martin said 492 00:54:36,479 --> 00:54:38,731 -so you're gay -yes 493 00:54:38,946 --> 00:54:41,628 and you are straight -yes 494 00:54:41,854 --> 00:54:46,526 -but I can admit that I am gay. Why can't you...? -I like women. Lewis. I always liked them 495 00:54:46,712 --> 00:54:49,579 I just like to suck a cock from time to time 496 00:54:49,796 --> 00:54:52,011 -Have you had sex with another man besides me? 497 00:54:52,059 --> 00:54:58,064 No. Why do you think I come here once a year? to get these urgencies out of my system 498 00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:00,887 -I'm a gay pressure releaser now 499 00:55:00,887 --> 00:55:05,766 -No, you are my best friend, I couldn't do it with anyone else 500 00:55:08,672 --> 00:55:14,763 -Do you know what I think? I think you are a bisexual with preference for women 501 00:55:16,129 --> 00:55:20,387 -Can we agree on that? fifty-fifty... 502 00:55:20,993 --> 00:55:23,127 -ending this wouldn't kill you 503 00:55:23,457 --> 00:55:29,834 -and try to see how to justify... -Why do we need to justify? 504 00:55:29,834 --> 00:55:34,340 -let's just have a good time, let's leave the shit out in the real world 505 00:55:34,340 --> 00:55:38,492 -I think you are the one who brings the real world here 506 00:55:38,492 --> 00:55:46,539 with that "I don't kiss" mantra. If you really think this hotel room is fantasyland 507 00:55:46,539 --> 00:55:54,921 A kiss wouldn't mean anything, spreading your legs wouldn't mean anything be good... -h�tero 508 00:55:54,921 --> 00:55:57,548 -it wouldn't mean anything... -Can we leave it? 509 00:55:57,548 --> 00:56:03,138 -all I want is some oral sex. "hand in hand." Don't analyze me while I do it 510 00:56:04,890 --> 00:56:07,491 -I thought I was the comedian and you were the straight man 511 00:56:08,921 --> 00:56:11,118 -let's say I have father problems 512 00:56:12,058 --> 00:56:14,862 -well... I'm sorry 513 00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:19,807 -of those who could pay for my analyst's roof 514 00:56:19,927 --> 00:56:22,676 -you have your doctor in front of me 515 00:56:27,707 --> 00:56:28,711 shots? 516 00:56:30,057 --> 00:56:30,926 -No. 517 00:56:38,571 --> 00:56:40,562 -You have two questions to ask me 518 00:56:40,562 --> 00:56:42,648 -I don't feel like playing 519 00:56:43,149 --> 00:56:44,616 -Let's go! 520 00:56:45,707 --> 00:56:47,847 -What is your favorite color? 521 00:56:49,255 --> 00:56:52,049 -How about some music? -As you want 522 00:56:57,387 --> 00:57:00,038 hey, do you recognize her? 523 00:57:01,873 --> 00:57:04,806 -it's the song we danced to at my reception 524 00:57:07,650 --> 00:57:10,851 Come on Lewis, it's to use it 525 00:57:35,822 --> 00:57:41,054 -this is cute -yes, it is 526 00:57:48,372 --> 00:57:51,378 -I could have sworn that you didn't have a hair of romance 527 00:57:52,338 --> 00:57:54,453 -you can put this in your books 528 00:57:54,808 --> 00:57:57,257 I give you my permission -thank you 529 00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:00,858 -all I ask is a couple of scenes with girls 530 00:58:02,646 --> 00:58:05,472 -this scene is very cheesy for a book 531 00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:10,422 -would look better in a melodramatic work 532 00:58:12,103 --> 00:58:14,743 or for a boring independent movie 533 00:58:15,519 --> 00:58:16,451 -you sound insecure 534 00:58:17,967 --> 00:58:19,055 -no, I'm not 535 00:58:20,228 --> 00:58:21,964 -You sound like someone is. 536 00:58:27,713 --> 00:58:31,433 -and a police scene? -shut up 537 00:58:35,347 --> 00:58:43,166 You're not a bad dancer. Where did you learn it? -When you have two older sisters without a father, you have to learn to dance 538 00:58:45,230 --> 00:58:46,907 -reclined? 539 00:58:52,238 --> 00:58:54,021 - Good reclining! 540 00:58:57,753 --> 00:59:03,092 -And you? -My grandmother Rose 541 00:59:03,031 --> 00:59:04,817 -Have I mentioned her to you? 542 00:59:05,591 --> 00:59:06,589 -no 543 00:59:07,331 --> 00:59:10,866 -live alone in a big house 544 00:59:14,974 --> 00:59:20,696 on the second floor, at the end of the hallway there was a closed door, and 545 00:59:20,696 --> 00:59:26,109 when I asked him what was inside he put his finger on his lips 546 00:59:28,298 --> 00:59:29,566 and one day 547 00:59:29,705 --> 00:59:37,103 When we were alone, he showed me an old key that hung from a blue ribbon around his neck 548 00:59:37,103 --> 00:59:43,953 and he said to me: "Lewis, do you want to see what's in the secret room?" 549 00:59:44,449 --> 00:59:48,527 I almost peed when I was opening the door. 550 00:59:49,517 --> 00:59:51,474 -And? What was inside? 551 00:59:53,127 --> 00:59:54,941 -another room 552 00:59:55,163 --> 00:59:56,393 -Is that all? 553 00:59:56,653 --> 00:59:58,079 -No! 554 01:00:04,645 --> 01:00:13,919 -It was a very luxurious room, pink on a large bed, flu curtains on the windows. Pink paper on the wall 555 01:00:13,968 --> 01:00:16,136 an antique dressing table 556 01:00:17,494 --> 01:00:24,000 and there was a huge fireplace with crying cupids carved in marble 557 01:00:24,556 --> 01:00:29,928 and on the longest wall stacked on the floor, almost to the ceiling 558 01:00:29,994 --> 01:00:35,376 there were boxes of hats. Towers and towers of hat boxes 559 01:00:36,201 --> 01:00:39,042 Grandma Rose told me to look inside 560 01:00:39,042 --> 01:00:44,535 take a box, take off the lid and inside 561 01:00:48,267 --> 01:00:50,399 -there was a human head -What! 562 01:00:51,248 --> 01:00:53,530 -ok, are you paying attention 563 01:00:54,463 --> 01:00:55,872 -boludo! 564 01:00:57,283 --> 01:01:04,182 -inside there was a hat, of course It was purple felt, with feathers. 565 01:01:04,182 --> 01:01:06,328 it looked very new 566 01:01:07,276 --> 01:01:10,763 and with him there was a book. A romantic book 567 01:01:11,962 --> 01:01:16,752 -There was the same thing in every box I opened. Hats and books 568 01:01:17,229 --> 01:01:20,705 Grandma Rose told me that after my grandfather died 569 01:01:21,463 --> 01:01:26,933 every few months I would go to town and buy a hat and a book 570 01:01:27,568 --> 01:01:32,240 So after dinner he would sit in the dressoir 571 01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:36,394 she put on makeup, she put on her best dress the hat 572 01:01:36,932 --> 01:01:40,836 and sat in the chair by the window to read their stories 573 01:01:41,784 --> 01:01:48,465 her favorite hat was pale pink with green pearls 574 01:01:48,606 --> 01:01:53,418 and his favorite book was called "Tales of True Love and Romance" 575 01:01:55,355 --> 01:01:59,395 every time we were alone we went to the secret room 576 01:01:59,612 --> 01:02:01,155 we put on a hat 577 01:02:01,372 --> 01:02:03,446 and we danced to the radio 578 01:02:08,127 --> 01:02:10,000 when he died 579 01:02:11,299 --> 01:02:12,945 pack your things 580 01:02:14,366 --> 01:02:17,155 I searched the house looking for the key to the room 581 01:02:18,979 --> 01:02:21,141 she was afraid that they would bury her with her 582 01:02:22,433 --> 01:02:23,224 but finally 583 01:02:24,026 --> 01:02:25,341 I found her 584 01:02:26,083 --> 01:02:29,520 It was the first time I opened the room by myself. 585 01:02:30,412 --> 01:02:33,276 I was so nervous, my fingers were shaking 586 01:02:35,446 --> 01:02:39,710 It was the same, exactly the same 587 01:02:41,204 --> 01:02:44,106 but when I opened one of the hat boxes 588 01:02:44,444 --> 01:02:50,787 It was empty, except for a book page. your favorite book 589 01:02:53,155 --> 01:02:55,393 I opened every box, Coop 590 01:02:57,179 --> 01:03:00,102 I wanted to find the pink hat with pearls 591 01:03:02,034 --> 01:03:03,588 They were all empty 592 01:03:03,969 --> 01:03:09,100 all empty except for the pages torn from "Tales of True Love and Romance" 593 01:03:12,071 --> 01:03:13,872 That's when I noticed it. 594 01:03:15,326 --> 01:03:17,174 in the fireplace, 595 01:03:18,655 --> 01:03:20,972 under the cupids crying 596 01:03:22,725 --> 01:03:26,813 a string of pearls among the ashes 597 01:03:29,297 --> 01:03:31,581 she burned their hats 598 01:03:32,944 --> 01:03:34,367 all 599 01:03:40,659 --> 01:03:48,172 in the dressoir mirror she had a photo of her holding her book he looked sad 600 01:03:50,902 --> 01:03:52,675 On the back he wrote: 601 01:03:53,485 --> 01:03:56,353 You can't find love in a closed room, Lewis 602 01:03:57,121 --> 01:04:00,712 you can read about life or you can live it 603 01:04:01,896 --> 01:04:05,356 be happy Grandma Rose 604 01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:08,825 -or you can write about it 605 01:04:15,871 --> 01:04:18,542 -Come on, Lewis. Let's live. 606 01:04:53,031 --> 01:04:56,004 Coop, these... -yes, yes. just do it 607 01:05:26,594 --> 01:05:29,543 breathe, just breathe 608 01:05:47,144 --> 01:05:48,801 how do you feel? 609 01:05:57,803 --> 01:05:59,837 I'm sorry, I'm sorry 610 01:06:24,259 --> 01:06:26,081 Lewis, Lewis 611 01:06:27,610 --> 01:06:29,011 take it out, take it out 612 01:06:30,755 --> 01:06:32,234 oh god 613 01:06:47,138 --> 01:06:50,823 Cooper? hey coop -What? 614 01:06:52,308 --> 01:06:55,008 -It's okay, man. sometimes there is shit 615 01:06:56,618 --> 01:06:58,043 -That's not funny 616 01:07:01,073 --> 01:07:03,208 -It's my fault, I should have prepared you 617 01:07:07,196 --> 01:07:08,434 -How? 618 01:07:18,548 --> 01:07:19,867 -let me in 619 01:07:24,831 --> 01:07:27,850 ok, now put warm water 620 01:07:30,311 --> 01:07:33,576 -empty this and then fill it to the top -To the top? 621 01:07:33,580 --> 01:07:35,332 -You'll be fine! 622 01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:37,542 now put the bomb in the funnel 623 01:07:39,209 --> 01:07:41,424 -Do you see this tip? -yes 624 01:07:42,625 --> 01:07:44,572 -d�blate -What? 625 01:07:45,192 --> 01:07:48,458 -You heard me. Take your ankles and open wide 626 01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:52,286 -Not yet 627 01:07:55,216 --> 01:07:56,374 -It's cold! 628 01:07:56,374 --> 01:08:00,052 -Behave like a man! -Until twenty-five minutes ago it was 629 01:08:00,052 --> 01:08:01,969 -ok, now sit down 630 01:08:05,259 --> 01:08:07,274 -Can I have privacy, please? 631 01:08:09,744 --> 01:08:11,419 -Repeat it! 632 01:08:23,839 --> 01:08:32,174 "Justin stayed behind her. The sun made his long hair usually brown in color... 633 01:08:32,678 --> 01:08:37,705 "...shine like gold and he felt his heart beating strong 634 01:08:38,288 --> 01:08:43,141 "concentrated on each inhalation of his chest" 635 01:08:44,005 --> 01:08:47,680 "I give myself to you, dear," said Justin" 636 01:08:47,912 --> 01:08:52,765 "his deep, rumbling voice born within him" 637 01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:57,162 "from this moment I am yours as you are mine 638 01:08:57,617 --> 01:09:01,697 "our names will burn together in our souls" 639 01:09:06,421 --> 01:09:08,008 The sound of success 640 01:09:21,081 --> 01:09:22,593 -How do you feel? 641 01:09:22,855 --> 01:09:25,201 -like with a water park in my ass 642 01:09:26,706 --> 01:09:28,479 -Do you still want to do it? 643 01:09:28,721 --> 01:09:30,751 -I didn't come this far to give up now 644 01:09:31,585 --> 01:09:33,551 -Wait, with your back turned. 645 01:09:50,979 --> 01:09:52,625 -I will teach you 646 01:10:04,007 --> 01:10:07,268 -Oh, if you look me in the eyes! 647 01:10:31,063 --> 01:10:34,121 how is it going? Does it feel good? 648 01:10:36,814 --> 01:10:38,897 I think so 649 01:10:40,314 --> 01:10:43,788 It feels so good. I never thought this could happen 650 01:10:43,892 --> 01:10:45,686 -Lewis 651 01:10:46,698 --> 01:10:48,126 -You are so tight... 652 01:10:48,463 --> 01:10:51,416 -Lewis... -it's like picking a lock 653 01:10:51,488 --> 01:10:53,852 -Lewis -What? 654 01:10:53,852 --> 01:10:55,741 - Will you shut the hell up? 655 01:10:56,314 --> 01:10:58,377 Oh yes. 656 01:11:05,423 --> 01:11:06,726 -Shit! 657 01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:29,628 -Lewis 658 01:11:30,622 --> 01:11:31,981 Lewis... 659 01:11:32,969 --> 01:11:34,744 Lewis, get up 660 01:11:43,738 --> 01:11:46,242 -Cooper, are you okay? 661 01:11:49,564 --> 01:11:51,024 Coop? 662 01:12:03,288 --> 01:12:04,840 are you okay? 663 01:12:06,317 --> 01:12:07,677 - Damn mother! 664 01:12:08,603 --> 01:12:11,634 Hello, I didn't have the phone, why? 665 01:12:14,553 --> 01:12:15,882 ...when?... 666 01:12:17,070 --> 01:12:18,219 ...is it okay?... 667 01:12:22,259 --> 01:12:23,921 ...and how is the baby?... 668 01:12:27,426 --> 01:12:29,025 ...in what hospital?... 669 01:12:31,426 --> 01:12:34,614 ...ok, good. I'm on my way. 670 01:12:37,889 --> 01:12:39,525 -Is everything okay? 671 01:12:39,602 --> 01:12:43,739 -Of course not, Lewis. The word "hospital" in a conversation telephone is not being well 672 01:12:47,660 --> 01:12:48,857 is my wife 673 01:12:50,826 --> 01:12:52,529 the baby came prematurely 674 01:12:54,742 --> 01:13:04,517 -How did everything turn out? -There was a cesarean section, but yes. They are both fine 675 01:13:12,012 --> 01:13:14,413 -I never wanted this to go this far. 676 01:13:18,943 --> 01:13:20,917 promise me something, Lewis 677 01:13:22,532 --> 01:13:23,570 -What? 678 01:13:24,785 --> 01:13:29,617 -Promise me we will never do this again. Never 679 01:13:30,152 --> 01:13:35,283 We can get together for dinner or drinks... -or for a cigarette 680 01:13:37,300 --> 01:13:38,728 -yes 681 01:13:45,865 --> 01:13:47,440 I love you Lewis 682 01:13:47,812 --> 01:13:49,356 -I love you Coop 683 01:13:52,670 --> 01:13:54,786 -I'm a father! 684 01:14:45,993 --> 01:14:48,881 after 685 01:14:50,459 --> 01:14:53,435 one year 686 01:16:03,785 --> 01:16:05,067 hello... 687 01:16:05,864 --> 01:16:10,829 -Hey, Lewis. I'm Coop -Hey buddy, where are you? 688 01:16:12,358 --> 01:16:18,503 I've been here two hours -How are you, Lewis? it's good to hear your voice 689 01:16:18,968 --> 01:16:20,147 -also yours 690 01:16:21,816 --> 01:16:26,693 what number is this? I don't recognize it. -It's the one from home, I lost my cell phone 691 01:16:28,914 --> 01:16:30,842 -where are you? what's taking you? 692 01:16:32,275 --> 01:16:33,920 -Look, Lewis. I won't go this year 693 01:16:40,047 --> 01:16:41,359 - Why not? 694 01:16:41,505 --> 01:16:44,208 -my sister is visiting, her family is here 695 01:16:46,510 --> 01:16:48,054 -Can't you escape? 696 01:16:48,803 --> 01:16:51,317 -I'm having problems with this 697 01:16:52,809 --> 01:16:59,787 -I feel guilty -then you should get in your car and come 698 01:17:01,059 --> 01:17:03,601 here I have the cure for your guilt 699 01:17:04,028 --> 01:17:05,179 -What would that be? 700 01:17:05,558 --> 01:17:08,524 -your favorite whiskey and cigars 701 01:17:09,032 --> 01:17:13,891 -You're making it hard for me -literally, I hope 702 00:17:13,900 --> 01:17:18,823 -For God's sake, Lewis, no. I have to be strong 703 01:17:20,332 --> 01:17:23,427 the double blender whiskey? -Of course 704 01:17:24,183 --> 01:17:33,559 -I can't, I'm sorry. We'll have to quit this year. It's not fair to my wife, my family, or you. 705 01:17:35,063 --> 01:17:37,465 -How could it not be fair to me? 706 01:17:38,592 --> 01:17:46,611 -I don't want to give you the wrong idea. Sometimes I think you think this is going to something more and it is not like that 707 01:17:49,968 --> 01:17:56,072 -Did I ever say that I want something more than what we do? -No 708 01:17:57,869 --> 01:18:00,548 -Then why do you think so? 709 01:18:02,046 --> 01:18:08,624 a moment? Do you expect more? -No no. It's not that. I have to be an adult now 710 01:18:10,386 --> 01:18:14,158 -You know... a wise man once told me: 711 01:18:15,453 --> 01:18:22,575 Let's take one day a year, and screw them, Let's lie in bed and fuck all day 712 01:18:23,837 --> 01:18:26,083 What would have happened to that man? 713 01:18:26,956 --> 01:18:32,561 -Somehow I ended up with a wife, children, a mortgage and many family responsibilities 714 01:18:34,629 --> 01:18:46,319 -I tell you something. Why don't we go to dinner? a meal, wine... we don't get together to catch up 715 01:18:47,348 --> 01:18:48,840 That's harmless, right? 716 01:18:49,642 --> 01:18:50,809 -Without sex? 717 01:18:51,829 --> 01:18:53,250 -no sex 718 01:18:54,283 --> 01:18:56,263 -that sounds right 719 01:18:57,625 --> 01:19:04,273 -And if at dinner it happens that our legs touch and I rub it against yours... 720 01:19:05,073 --> 01:19:08,939 There's nothing wrong with a handjob under the table, right? -shit, Lewis 721 01:19:11,043 --> 01:19:14,460 would you do that? -You know I do, mate. 722 01:19:15,405 --> 01:19:18,037 make you bite your lip and sweat 723 01:19:19,218 --> 01:19:23,484 -fuck! what are you wearing? 724 01:19:25,972 --> 01:19:27,383 -jeans and t-shirt 725 01:19:28,552 --> 01:19:30,513 -Are your jeans on your ankles? 726 01:19:33,682 --> 01:19:36,858 -There they are now -wait 727 01:19:38,771 --> 01:19:42,361 -What are you doing? -close the room door 728 01:19:42,878 --> 01:19:46,552 keep talking. What would you do next? 729 01:19:47,705 --> 01:19:49,080 -I take off your shirt 730 01:19:50,519 --> 01:20:00,009 and I slowly caress your chest pinching your nipples and bringing you closer to me 731 01:20:01,876 --> 01:20:07,432 -yes. Do you have it hard? -yes. And you? 732 01:20:07,963 --> 01:20:11,139 -I have it in my hand -Is it outside? 733 01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:12,960 -yes, don't stop 734 01:20:14,879 --> 01:20:20,628 -I can feel you against me, hard and penetrating -yes 735 01:20:22,474 --> 01:20:27,390 -I take it with my hand and squeeze it like you are doing now 736 01:20:28,973 --> 01:20:33,778 My hand is warm and firm, can you feel it? 737 01:20:34,644 --> 01:20:36,114 -yes, I can 738 01:20:37,853 --> 01:20:41,415 -I squeeze you and kiss you -I don't do that! 739 01:20:41,974 --> 01:20:45,968 -Hey, it's a fantasy. You will kiss a monkey if I want. Shut up 740 01:20:46,272 --> 01:20:51,166 -ok, fuck it. Kiss me, put your tongue in my mouth 741 01:20:53,015 --> 01:20:56,313 -I put you on your back 742 01:20:57,599 --> 01:21:03,454 and I grab your legs apart -give it to me Lewis. I love her 743 01:21:05,056 --> 01:21:11,781 -I push it inside you -Give it to me, Lewis. I can receive it 744 01:21:16,198 --> 01:21:18,077 -I'm fucking you 745 01:21:20,336 --> 01:21:27,259 seeing your lost look -faster, I need it 746 01:21:28,825 --> 01:21:35,583 -Do you need it, Coop? do you want her? -Yes, I dream about that sometimes. Come on Lewis, pump me 747 01:21:36,449 --> 01:21:37,858 -beg me 748 01:21:38,730 --> 01:21:43,796 -Please, Lewis, take me. It's yours, it belongs to you 749 01:21:46,017 --> 01:21:51,139 -Shit, I'm close. -Do you want to bathe me? Lewis, do you want... 750 01:21:51,139 --> 01:21:51,974 -hello? 751 01:21:53,955 --> 01:21:56,264 Uncle Cooper, are you on the phone? 752 01:21:57,728 --> 01:22:01,369 -Yes, Todd. What's up mate? -Who are you talking to? 753 01:22:02,013 --> 01:22:04,491 -with my friend Lewis. Do you remember it? 754 01:22:04,817 --> 01:22:09,283 -No. -It doesn't matter. My sister's son, Lewis 755 01:22:10,830 --> 01:22:14,038 -Hey Todd, how are you? -Good 756 01:22:15,879 --> 01:22:20,016 -Now hang up like this. Lewis and I can talk, okay? -What are they going to talk about? 757 01:22:20,016 --> 01:22:24,064 -big things -ok, bye 758 01:22:25,690 --> 01:22:27,044 -goodbye, Todd 759 01:22:30,574 --> 01:22:37,148 -that was intense -I know. Does your sister homeschool them? because the boy received a lesson 760 01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:44,688 -No, I was referring to the previous thing. It was very hot -yes, it was 761 01:22:47,779 --> 01:22:49,681 -Do you really dream about that? 762 01:22:50,657 --> 01:22:51,846 -sometimes 763 01:22:53,438 --> 01:22:54,992 You're smiling, right? 764 01:22:55,483 --> 01:23:00,260 -maybe -Why? 765 01:23:00,260 --> 01:23:08,002 -Well, it was a short trip from "they don't catch me" to "stronger, faster" 766 01:23:09,274 --> 01:23:11,611 -you are a gun 767 01:23:13,655 --> 01:23:18,210 -so it seems, one you dream of -I repeat, gun 768 01:23:21,623 --> 01:23:27,364 -then. Do you want to come be abnormal? 769 01:23:32,186 --> 01:23:35,108 Coop? are you there? 770 01:23:40,398 --> 01:23:43,602 Coop, what's wrong? 771 01:23:45,272 --> 01:23:49,221 -I wanted to see you, Lewis. I really miss you 772 01:23:49,974 --> 01:23:51,791 I'm so stupid 773 01:23:54,154 --> 01:23:55,479 -don't worry 774 01:23:57,595 --> 01:24:02,262 -I try to do things correctly, but I talk to you and suddenly you are the right thing 775 01:24:05,542 --> 01:24:11,244 -Why don't you come, then? it's still early 776 01:24:14,737 --> 01:24:23,751 -I really would like to, but I can't. I already made plans at home. I'm sorry 777 01:24:24,755 --> 01:24:27,528 -it's okay, really 778 01:24:28,613 --> 01:24:32,005 you missed a year, there's always the next 779 01:24:33,317 --> 01:24:34,228 are you still there? 780 01:24:38,938 --> 01:24:40,739 -we will see 781 01:24:42,120 --> 01:24:47,459 -I must go. I love you Lewis -I love you Coop 782 01:25:22,630 --> 01:25:25,287 after 783 01:25:25,491 --> 01:25:29,280 three years old 784 01:25:39,260 --> 01:25:42,979 -here we are, sir -Yes, I know. I come here every year 785 01:25:43,076 --> 01:25:47,798 -you must really like our hotel 786 01:25:53,031 --> 01:25:56,903 -has its charms -Do you want me to take your suitcases to your room? 787 01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:59,098 -No. No thanks... 788 01:26:02,842 --> 01:26:04,948 -Very well, I'll leave them here. 789 01:26:06,052 --> 01:26:07,168 -great 790 01:26:09,709 --> 01:26:13,077 this is for you -Thank you sir. Enjoy your stay 791 01:26:13,227 --> 01:26:14,820 -I always do it 792 01:27:00,003 --> 01:27:02,871 Well, how have you been? 793 01:27:04,308 --> 01:27:06,832 -good. You? 794 01:27:08,243 --> 01:27:09,534 -I can't complain 795 01:27:12,527 --> 01:27:13,801 How is business going? 796 01:27:15,305 --> 01:27:18,517 -very good. I just hired four employees 797 01:27:19,007 --> 01:27:20,206 -great 798 01:27:20,732 --> 01:27:23,301 -Take off your shoes and socks, Lewis. Get comfortable 799 01:27:33,305 --> 01:27:36,029 -Are the children okay? -ok. 800 01:27:38,988 --> 01:27:41,847 what is all this? -What do you mean? 801 01:27:41,901 --> 01:27:49,080 -You've been here for five minutes, normally my legs would be on your shoulders and you would be shouting shit in my face 802 01:27:49,867 --> 01:27:53,920 This is not the kind of behavior I expected. of the man who seduced me years ago 803 01:27:55,122 --> 01:27:57,966 -Well, that's your version of the story, cowboy 804 01:27:58,813 --> 01:28:00,964 you seduced me. Don't forget 805 01:28:01,423 --> 01:28:05,444 -You noticed it, right? I think you are the smart one 806 01:28:06,196 --> 01:28:07,370 -gun 807 01:28:07,747 --> 01:28:13,084 -On the other hand, maybe you're not that smart. Here is a sexy man 808 01:28:13,100 --> 01:28:16,696 -reasonably attractive -don't believe it. sexy man 809 01:28:16,696 --> 01:28:22,001 naked in bed. All for you, and you don't seem... 810 01:28:22,547 --> 01:28:23,752 interested 811 01:28:24,600 --> 01:28:26,976 -oh, I'm interested 812 01:28:29,619 --> 01:28:32,896 -I brought a new toy -I saw it 813 01:28:32,896 --> 01:28:36,241 -I imagined we could play interrogation 814 01:28:36,517 --> 01:28:38,005 -in a moment, maybe 815 01:28:38,005 --> 01:28:40,306 -just follow the path 816 01:28:41,342 --> 01:28:46,941 -You've come a long way, right? three steps forward -and you are two steps behind 817 01:28:47,965 --> 01:28:50,155 It has never been so difficult for me to get you between the sheets 818 01:28:51,312 --> 01:28:52,974 but the last few years... 819 01:28:55,853 --> 01:28:57,305 Are you bored of me? 820 01:29:03,566 --> 01:29:05,729 -no -So what's happening? 821 01:29:06,747 --> 01:29:08,340 -things are different now 822 01:29:13,772 --> 01:29:14,135 -fuck 823 01:29:15,558 --> 01:29:16,626 -Very good! 824 01:29:40,530 --> 01:29:42,786 -espouse me -yes sir 825 01:29:42,786 --> 01:29:44,402 -no. I call you sir 826 01:29:44,402 --> 01:29:48,472 -ok, do you have the keys? -over there 827 01:29:55,594 --> 01:29:58,223 -get rid of that stupidity -abuse 828 01:29:58,223 --> 01:30:00,380 -he's an abusive bastard 829 01:30:02,231 --> 01:30:04,149 -Did you bring condoms, partner? -no 830 01:30:05,048 --> 01:30:07,653 -Why not? -we are not going to need them 831 01:30:08,087 --> 01:30:10,500 -What? -I don't want to use them this time 832 01:30:11,753 --> 01:30:13,918 -well... I don't know -come on, let's do this 833 01:30:25,564 --> 01:30:30,790 -where is the lubricant? -I'm open, smeared and ready to play 834 01:30:30,917 --> 01:30:33,443 -ride me like you're in disneyland 835 01:30:38,734 --> 01:30:42,043 shit, are you bigger? -maybe, unless you have narrowed 836 01:30:41,931 --> 01:30:43,397 -go to hell 837 01:31:03,270 --> 01:31:04,727 faster, sir 838 01:31:08,364 --> 01:31:10,625 talk to me sir. Do you like it? 839 01:31:10,774 --> 01:31:13,847 -You are the best Coop. The best I've ever had 840 01:31:15,467 --> 01:31:17,941 how do you feel? -great 841 01:31:22,646 --> 01:31:25,800 -Do you like my cock in your ass? -I love it 842 01:31:25,568 --> 01:31:27,715 I love it. I love you 843 01:31:31,535 --> 01:31:33,275 -say that again 844 01:31:34,663 --> 01:31:36,400 -I love your cock in my ass 845 01:31:44,777 --> 01:31:48,722 -no. Don't kiss me like that -just like? 846 01:31:49,479 --> 01:31:53,783 -as a distraction. You kissed me to change the subject little bastard 847 01:31:55,537 --> 01:31:57,213 -Ok, is the mess over? 848 01:32:00,082 --> 01:32:01,811 Can you take off the handcuffs? 849 01:32:05,856 --> 01:32:08,706 Lewis, let me go 850 01:32:41,718 --> 01:32:43,913 -Where do you see us in ten years, Coop? 851 01:32:45,349 --> 01:32:50,939 Even meeting here, in this room every twelve months? -Why not? 852 01:32:52,529 --> 01:32:55,304 -things changed -What change? 853 01:33:00,249 --> 01:33:01,699 I ask three questions 854 01:33:01,733 --> 01:33:03,831 -shit -I invoke him 855 01:33:04,099 --> 01:33:08,581 -ask -question one: You say that things are different now, that they have changed 856 01:33:08,600 --> 01:33:12,231 we've been hanging out for years -Living us...! -what is different? 857 01:33:15,908 --> 01:33:17,531 -I have a boyfriend 858 01:33:20,124 --> 01:33:21,016 -And? 859 01:33:23,193 --> 01:33:23,918 -And? 860 01:33:26,203 --> 01:33:27,070 and? 861 01:33:28,523 --> 01:33:30,509 Do you have the balls to say "Y"? 862 01:33:31,243 --> 01:33:35,400 how many times in the last eight years I have heard you complain 863 01:33:35,400 --> 01:33:37,664 Like a Tennessee Williams heroine 864 01:33:37,664 --> 01:33:41,916 "oh I'm cheating on my wife, oh I feel so guilty" 865 01:33:41,916 --> 01:33:44,236 "oh, now fuck me" 866 01:33:46,045 --> 01:33:47,476 I have a boyfriend now 867 01:33:49,624 --> 01:33:52,389 I think you should feel empathy -That's different! 868 01:33:53,799 --> 01:34:01,516 -And how is it different? -wife and children. A solid relationship. Not like a boyfriend 869 01:34:02,631 --> 01:34:04,452 - Why is it abnormal? 870 01:34:04,452 --> 01:34:12,338 -Of course not, it's just not the same. There is no level of commitment than with a wife 871 01:34:14,223 --> 01:34:17,855 -Ah, why are gay relationships not as valid as straight ones? -No! 872 01:34:18,716 --> 01:34:20,855 I mean...yes 873 01:34:21,833 --> 01:34:25,724 What I mean is that when when you have a girlfriend and not a boyfriend 874 01:34:25,724 --> 01:34:31,637 you end up wondering if you live in a parallel world with the same reactions 875 01:34:32,344 --> 01:34:36,717 a boyfriend is a little of what I always look for 876 01:34:37,074 --> 01:34:39,013 It's a quick handjob at the movies 877 01:34:39,999 --> 01:34:41,380 the wives... 878 01:34:42,298 --> 01:34:45,946 "meatballs again", "is there gas in my car?" 879 01:34:46,856 --> 01:34:49,452 or "could you not scratch your balls in front of my mother" 880 01:34:50,442 --> 01:34:52,067 is what I wanted to say 881 01:34:52,949 --> 01:34:59,431 -yes, but... every time you had doubts I I felt threatened by that need 882 01:35:00,267 --> 01:35:02,026 I think you could do the same 883 01:35:02,026 --> 01:35:07,005 -You always said you wanted to get married. So why shouldn't I marry you? 884 01:35:11,111 --> 01:35:13,369 -that's another question. It's my turn 885 01:35:15,123 --> 01:35:21,849 one asks: have you slept with any other man? -You asked me years ago 886 01:35:22,858 --> 01:35:25,613 -Well, you have had time to change the answer 887 01:35:27,063 --> 01:35:28,766 well? -no 888 01:35:29,473 --> 01:35:32,976 ok, question two... -Wait, I think there's more there 889 01:35:32,976 --> 01:35:35,507 -There is no Lewis. The answer is no 890 01:35:36,184 --> 01:35:42,122 -question two: you said I shouldn't mind cheating on my wife Why do you care about cheating on your boyfriend? 891 01:35:44,868 --> 01:35:49,957 -it's different. He is sick 892 01:35:52,445 --> 01:35:57,005 -You mean... Oh shit Lewis, how could you do that? 893 01:35:57,100 --> 01:36:00,949 How can you be with someone who hits you? 894 01:36:01,573 --> 01:36:08,297 -And what about the year you gave me crabs? -They weren't crabs, they were lice. My wife hit them at the children's school. It is acceptable 895 01:36:09,047 --> 01:36:11,868 -I don't know, there's nothing like scratching my balls in front of my mother-in-law 896 01:36:20,660 --> 01:36:27,096 calm down Coop, you're safe. I wouldn't have done anything we did if I were not absolutely sure 897 01:36:27,489 --> 01:36:33,118 -but there is a risk -sex is risk, Coop. always 898 01:36:36,627 --> 01:36:40,219 -What is it called? your boyfriend 899 01:36:41,823 --> 01:36:45,665 -that's another question -just answer it 900 01:36:47,830 --> 01:36:51,831 -Bernie. His name is Bernie. 901 01:36:56,110 --> 01:36:59,883 ok, my turn. Question two: 902 01:37:02,528 --> 01:37:04,753 Have you ever thought about leaving your wife? 903 01:37:07,041 --> 01:37:08,107 -Yeah 904 01:37:10,568 --> 01:37:14,399 -more elaborate answer? -I already answered your question 905 01:37:14,400 --> 01:37:17,448 -but not to my satisfaction -that's not part of the game 906 01:37:20,404 --> 01:37:22,954 -Well, question three... -no, it's my turn 907 01:37:23,751 --> 01:37:29,224 -yes, after this. Question three: because I am... the only man you've had sex with? 908 01:37:29,933 --> 01:37:34,470 There must be one or two men more attractive than me 909 01:37:35,228 --> 01:37:39,759 -maybe I like smart ones -really 910 01:37:41,760 --> 01:37:50,136 -Lewis, I always thought there was a spark between us I don't know, I can't explain it 911 01:37:51,465 --> 01:37:54,683 something in you always electrifies the skin 912 01:37:54,700 --> 01:38:03,121 My heart pounds when I think of you naked. Every expression on your face It is planted in my memory. I don't know why, but it is like that 913 01:38:03,121 --> 01:38:05,472 and you're the only man that makes me feel this way 914 01:38:06,225 --> 01:38:11,814 So I'm gay? Am I bisexual? If you were, wouldn't you feel the same way about another man? 915 01:38:12,904 --> 01:38:16,014 well no. only with you Only you 916 01:38:18,853 --> 01:38:23,396 -but you said you loved... -God is like that. Lewis. I love you so much 917 01:38:24,187 --> 01:38:27,561 -it must have been that night 918 01:38:29,032 --> 01:38:32,104 - That night? -that night 919 01:38:34,867 --> 01:38:37,650 the night I asked you to be together 920 01:38:41,428 --> 01:38:46,286 -I know you wanted this I've known it for a long time 921 01:38:50,039 --> 01:38:53,683 -You have a wife, Coop. and children 922 01:38:56,316 --> 01:38:58,296 would destroy them 923 01:39:01,366 --> 01:39:05,055 they need you -But don't you need me too? 924 01:39:08,339 --> 01:39:10,005 -used to do it 925 01:39:11,653 --> 01:39:15,907 now... -you have Bernie 926 01:39:17,515 --> 01:39:18,573 -yes 927 01:39:20,562 --> 01:39:21,752 -look at me 928 01:39:23,370 --> 01:39:27,662 -we were always sincere. Question three: 929 01:39:29,294 --> 01:39:32,070 Are you telling me the truth about Bernie? 930 01:39:35,664 --> 01:39:36,874 -yes 931 01:39:39,043 --> 01:39:40,682 -Then your answer for me is... -Cooper, 932 01:39:42,069 --> 01:39:47,344 Do you remember when you told me about your father? how did it make you feel? 933 01:39:49,194 --> 01:39:51,559 I wouldn't let you do that to your children. 934 01:39:57,355 --> 01:40:02,491 you are not like your father you won't do this to your family 935 01:40:04,323 --> 01:40:12,837 So, soulmates or not, they are your family and they love you. 936 01:40:15,600 --> 01:40:17,612 and that is more important than us 937 01:40:19,635 --> 01:40:21,847 -sounds like a $3.95 novel 938 01:40:23,338 --> 01:40:28,339 -$4.95. $13.95 hardcover. -I apologize a thousand times! 939 01:40:32,574 --> 01:40:34,123 Seriously, I'm sorry. 940 01:40:36,944 --> 01:40:38,184 -Why? 941 01:40:40,260 --> 01:40:45,126 you have someone, I have someone 942 01:40:46,552 --> 01:40:48,937 and maybe you 943 01:40:51,194 --> 01:40:54,870 -yes, as long as you are part of my life 944 01:41:00,090 --> 01:41:01,658 I better go 945 01:41:03,467 --> 01:41:04,454 -go 946 01:41:10,743 --> 01:41:11,981 -you know 947 01:41:15,042 --> 01:41:18,044 you can leave these -thank you 948 01:41:36,994 --> 01:41:38,464 -Next year? 949 01:41:39,480 --> 01:41:41,160 -Shall we see? 950 01:41:43,393 --> 01:41:44,525 -I love you Lewis 951 01:41:45,302 --> 01:41:46,974 -I love you Coop 952 01:42:35,222 --> 01:42:37,996 "because our love is impossible, asked Steven" 953 01:42:39,158 --> 01:42:44,124 we were meant to be one "It's not our destiny," Jennie replied. 954 01:42:45,511 --> 01:42:47,894 I won't be the one to destroy your family 955 01:42:49,056 --> 01:42:54,478 they love you. That is your destiny, and not us 956 01:42:55,923 --> 01:42:57,059 so be it 957 01:43:15,494 --> 01:43:19,109 good afternoon, sir. I bring you dinner -I didn't order anything 958 01:43:19,203 --> 01:43:21,957 -courtesy of the house, sir 959 01:43:32,630 --> 01:43:37,325 -Wow, this looks wonderful, but it's a lot of food. for one person 960 01:43:37,413 --> 01:43:41,366 -I have a fork, sir. It's my last service of the night 961 01:43:44,350 --> 01:43:47,978 -Would you like dessert, Bernie? -thank you 962 01:43:58,250 --> 01:44:03,453 -my name is Lewis -I know. Nice to meet you, sir 963 01:44:08,438 --> 01:44:10,969 oh, looks like someone already brought something to drink 964 01:44:12,874 --> 01:44:16,145 -Open it, no one is here for the Whiskey 965 01:44:23,392 --> 01:44:26,451 after 966 01:44:26,500 --> 01:44:32,944 much later